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Posted on 16th Apr at 9:15 PM, with 497 notes

doodlingleluke:

I like how gaara and temari know like everyone from konoha by now, but kankuro has only met like 4 people

Posted on 16th Apr at 6:51 PM, with 23,758 notes

They’re dragons, Khaleesi. They can never be tamed. Not even by their mother.

Posted on 16th Apr at 6:51 PM, with 410,213 notes

thiscorpsofbrothers:

jasbeaw:

What do you mean, vet’s office? YOU SAID WE WERE GOING TO THE PHILHARMONIC!

i’ve reblogged this at least seven times and i don’t regret any of them

Posted on 16th Apr at 5:43 PM, with 13,019 notes
roachpatrol:

cuckou:

Probs shits gold tinsel

this is definitely a fairy
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roachpatrol:

cuckou:

Probs shits gold tinsel

this is definitely a fairy

Posted on 16th Apr at 4:52 PM, with 2,706 notes

kaylizle:

legitimatecacti:

commander shepard rattling off monologues from human scifi movies every time she has to make a speech and the humans in the team just snorting under their breath while the aliens are like “wow did she just make this up out of nowhere? this is amazing”

shep: “Today is our independence day” Ash: *dies of laughter* Vega: you can’t be serious. Is she serious? Joker: the brave heart one is the best. Her Mel Gibson is getting really good.
Posted on 16th Apr at 4:32 PM, with 218,173 notes

turkey-imported-from-maine:

firelorcl:

meladoodle:

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

Posted on 16th Apr at 11:47 AM, with 120 notes
detritusmarginalia:

Finally, a gif that sums up my reaction to if/when Varric gets announced as romanceable.

detritusmarginalia:

Finally, a gif that sums up my reaction to if/when Varric gets announced as romanceable.

Posted on 15th Apr at 5:43 PM, with 728 notes
pembroke:

okay but all i’m saying is two separate movie studios decided to give us absolutely horrible quicksilver designs instead of the obvious choice of making 20-something pietro into a giant pretentious hipster douchebag and that’s not the world i want to live in
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pembroke:

okay but all i’m saying is two separate movie studios decided to give us absolutely horrible quicksilver designs instead of the obvious choice of making 20-something pietro into a giant pretentious hipster douchebag and that’s not the world i want to live in

Posted on 15th Apr at 4:34 PM, with 11,474 notes

mulattafury:

like some kinda shitty humanstuck yearbook

in case anyone wanted the full set

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